Drinking the lights.

I don't know who said it or what exactly was said, so I won't quote anyone, but it has passed my ear once that everyone in this world is crazy. The difference between us all is left to the degree of insanity that each person is subject to in their views. I know i'm crazy, sure, but how crazy could I actually be when the world around me displays the characteristics of a maniac laughing gaudily at the twinkling of lights that only they can see? Then again, am I truly seeing the world for what it is or am I simply seeing my own set of twinkles? I'll be drunk soon, so it doesn't really matter, I suppose.

Actual post time.

http://www.cracked.com/article_17313_10-popular-porn-scenarios-that-seem-highly-implausible.html


You mean I can't actually get any pussy if I stick my dick through a pizza?

Son of a bitch!